sex

meaning either your a boy or a girl

the sex of you baby is a girl

Sex

Fun ;)

P1:wanna have sex?
P2:fun!?
P3:can I join?
P1+2:yes daddy!~
*makes out*

Sex

When man touches woman

"What are your thoughts of sex"
"Bro im in second grade, u good?"

Sex

What I do instead of studying

Person:did you study for the test

Me: no I was too busy having sex

Sex

The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about

Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!