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When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick
“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”
The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner
"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."
Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.
Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.
This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.
I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.
A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface
Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face
So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.
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Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper
The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.
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How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.
I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.
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