Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.
John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.
Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube
At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”
A schools version of cardboard
Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”
This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.
I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.
A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface
Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face
So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.
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That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class
Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?
Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!
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Using the traditional method of writing something with pen and paper
The university exams will be held in pen and paper mode rather than online.
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