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“why do hold up your pointer, middle, and thumb up pose?”
“i’m loyal to one guy”
When armies took prisoners in southern Europe in the middle ages, they would sometimes be offered the chance to earn their freedom by eating a fig from a mules anus. As the captors taunted their captive, offering him this degrading method of escape, they would bite their thumbs.
I bite my thumb at thou! infidel!
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The grammatically correct way that Shakespeare would say "I bite my thumb at thou!" since everything has to be grammatically correct...
(An insult used in Shakespeare)
I bite my thumb at thee!
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It's what you tell someone when they are acting whiny, bitchy, or are taking something way too serious.
"That's not even something to joke about..."
"Oh, get the thumb out of your vagina."
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A way to express some down under love.
The way you do it, is you point both of your thumbs down, then slowly point them out and shout "TWO DOWN UNDER....THUMBS UP!"
Only Ozzy's will (most likely) get this joke.
As we we're leaving Outback Australian steakhouse, i told the waitress "I give this place Two down under...Thumbs up."
The very American waitress gave me a look, for she did not understand down under humor.
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when a pretty, nice, amazing girl falls in love with me i decide to forget all about her and start dating a chick that looks like a traumatising version of dora
DORA EL DIABLO OH NO
Peace sign with thumb meaning
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...And help, you lazy fuck!
Getting your thumb out of your ass means to stop wasting time doing nothing when you've got shit to do.
"Ugh, I hate English. It's so boring!"
"Yeah, well this is a Group Project, so you're not the only one one whose neck is on the line. So get your thumb out of your ass and help, you lazy fuck!"
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