Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.
Commonly shortened to “T.P.”
I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better
rinoreece123, a bloke that reckons he's the shit even tho he's a (toss pot)
That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta
If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham
Picking up Donkeys,
and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb
I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.
A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks
When you have intercourse whilst on your period, the male pulls his bloody penis out and screens 'rainbow toss'
Bro I did a rainbow toss to dian last night