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Female counterpart to a rusty trombone whereas a female receives a rim job and gets fingered at the same time by the same person.
Somehow I ended up giving her a hand tossed tuna salad when I was trying to get a rusty trombone.
Nickname for a guy who organises great first dates tossing pots of good quality alcohol (mainly gin) while having excellent chat.
Commonly shortened to “T.P.”
I went on a date with a Toss Pot last night. The gin was excellent. The chat was even better
rinoreece123, a bloke that reckons he's the shit even tho he's a (toss pot)
That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta
If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham
Picking up Donkeys,
and blowing the absolute fuck out of their dicks
like until their dicks are numb
I went to the petting zoo today and saw the attendants Donkey Tossing, it was horrifying.
A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks