Best team in Leicestershire - we dont train and we still beat JCC B team, who play every week, awesome set of guys.
WVCC Rugby team, coached by Mr. White and Mr. Springthorpe - defend like a blue brick wall
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a boring ass school full of fags
fag 1: what school ya go to blood
fag 2: smithson valley high school in texas full of boring ass busters who ride cowboy dick all day
fag 1: word? I heard everyone is on substances, that's why everybody is so boring
fag 2: I know that lame Jesus hates smithson valley high school (texas)
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a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...
You know you go to Metea Valley when
1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event
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A disparaging term for the city of Simi Valley, California.
"Slimy Valley is home to white, Reagan-era republican, racist, inbred, radioactive, chain-smoking, alcoholic, religious pedophiles that abuse methamphetamine while also berating the surrounding cities that have more dignity with the same amount of affluence."
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Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.
A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.
Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!
Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!
That feeling when you had it rough when you were younger, but youβre grown ass now, and your life is alright, man. Itβs alright.
Re: comparison from present day in the beginning, to present day at the end of Back to the Future.
Man, this sweet propane fire pit in my own backyard is my βhill valleyβ, Craig. Itβs βMy Hill Valley.β
A school in Alexandria, PA, that's wreaks with the small of cow shit, unshaved whore pussy, and gangsta redneck middle-of-nowhere kids.
Often you'll encounter the group of basic white bitches who are as two-faced as any crystal bitch who describes the definition of a Gemini. It's not uncommon for them to suck a cock like it's the last one on Earth. Many look like crack babies.
You may find band kids who are social rejects and start drama in their clique that nobody enjoys due to their ridiculous amounts of snowflakeness.
Often you may be barked at or tortured by the boys for being an outsider. Which is basically if you aren't smoking a USB stick from China and aren't playing football.
Hell on Earth.
Dude, I went to Juniata Valley since 6th grade. It's Hell.
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