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sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019


restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 8, 2018


owl watching

Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.

Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.

by johnny_jizzle January 20, 2018


Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.

A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."

by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 17, 2012


Daddy, Daddy watch me twirl

phrase Made popular by comedic, southern actor, Leslie Jordan, in his YouTube video.
def. - an exclamation made when you are feeling great, after a stressful or problematic moment. Or eager for attention.
Similar to flamboyant exuberance by a non-hetero man.

After passing a difficult test "Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

"Oh thank God, I'm not pregnant. Daddy, daddy watch me twirl!"

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

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Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 30, 2021


I'm gonna go watch some food

The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)

Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)

by Mr. Willis April 20, 2016