z weed

Weed in the tv show "Z-Nation" fertelized by the rotting corpses of zombies. Strain 42 roomored to be cute to zombie virus.

Holly shit the z weed made the zombie talk. Scientist in weed lab.

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weed thirty

a time in which it becomes appropriate to consume some marijuana.

man 1: hey do you know what time it is?
man 2: 3:15?
man 1: weed thirty
man 2: you can't threaten me with a good time

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Dokken Weed

–noun

1.

Low grade marijuana that one would expect to find in a groundscore at a Dokken concert.

2.
Marijuana of exceptionally poor quality.

Q: Hey, what's that awful stench over there?

A: Oh, it's just some losers rockin' the dokken weed.

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Tumblr Weed

A person who is addicted to posting on their tumblr blog, they are out of control like a weed.

Ash: Did you just reblog me?

Kyri: Yeah man, I don't have any original thoughts of my own.

Ash: You sir are a tumblr weed.

Kyri: Damn :(

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weed stank

1: A foul smell created after the use of marijuana.
2: A saying used by "stoners" to describe excitement or hype.

1: dude, smell my fingers, I've got a serious case of the weed stank bro.
2: Dude, weed stank!

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Weed-Wacking

the act of having sex, and pulling out before the climax, and proceding to cum on the females pubs.

I was weed-wacking Samantha all night.

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Weed sex

The action of lighting a blunt, sticking it in a girl’s vagina, then proceeding to smoke the said blunt. Bonus points if you burn her.

“Bro, you aight? You look tired.”
“Yeah bro I’m vibing, I just had weed sex.”

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