weed stank

1: A foul smell created after the use of marijuana.
2: A saying used by "stoners" to describe excitement or hype.

1: dude, smell my fingers, I've got a serious case of the weed stank bro.
2: Dude, weed stank!

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z weed

Weed in the tv show "Z-Nation" fertelized by the rotting corpses of zombies. Strain 42 roomored to be cute to zombie virus.

Holly shit the z weed made the zombie talk. Scientist in weed lab.

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legal weed

What ALL 50 states in the US need.

I live in a legal state, Michigan. I started smoking at age 19 and it has helped with so many things from depression to social anxiety to my chronic back pain. If all states had legal weed, a lot of issues today's generations face would be much easier to cope with.

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weed thirty

a time in which it becomes appropriate to consume some marijuana.

man 1: hey do you know what time it is?
man 2: 3:15?
man 1: weed thirty
man 2: you can't threaten me with a good time

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Dokken Weed

–noun

1.

Low grade marijuana that one would expect to find in a groundscore at a Dokken concert.

2.
Marijuana of exceptionally poor quality.

Q: Hey, what's that awful stench over there?

A: Oh, it's just some losers rockin' the dokken weed.

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Tumblr Weed

A person who is addicted to posting on their tumblr blog, they are out of control like a weed.

Ash: Did you just reblog me?

Kyri: Yeah man, I don't have any original thoughts of my own.

Ash: You sir are a tumblr weed.

Kyri: Damn :(

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Hardcore Weed

Something homeschoolers think exists. It's said that hardcore weed, sometimes referred to as "extreme cannabis" or "supreme marijuana" is hardcore because of its extremely addictive qualities and ability to send users straight to hell. Most commonly sold in rocks, among other forms.

"Whoah! That guy smoked six or seven complete mariuanas!"
"I hear he's built up a tolerance with that hardcore weed."

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