I fucked your Wife last night

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.

Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.

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National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)

Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

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I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

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Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband

What you need to do if they rapin' everybody.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cuz they rapin' everybody out here.

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i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

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National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

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