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A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.
From the family, the trenches
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omg guys she sent me two videos 🤤🤤
When you ask your partner (in this instance a woman in general) to show their nails and another things more explicitly as she can take
Her breast in her hands
-"i asked her "show me your nails" and she sent a pic of her tits with her nails over them"
-"what color where the nails?"
-"huuh idk"
No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.
Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"
A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence.
It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.
It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."
Person A: There is a fly in my soup.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.
Person A: We should dine-n-dash.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.
Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.
Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.
- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
An app that creates 3D avatars of anyone, anything and everything...
The avatars in the app are all called "Meings"
A: Whoa, I thought your profile pic a selfie!
B: It is, I used Meing to make, real huh?
What I hear people say when I watch them
Stranger: Is somebody watching me?
Me: maybe...