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Cock comains is a very funny forneau who lives for “bember” “shup matt” and “I doubt it”. He is a very good clint jermains. Things he hates (Mayo, Cheese, shrimp, any type of “white sauce” and annoying songs.
Omg did you eat mayo “cock comains” would hate that
When a woo girl is our with her friends for a night on the town and either takes home or goes home with a guy and gets dick down that is in fact a cock a doodle woo
What happened to Samantha last night I didn’t see her on the party bus. She went home with that guy in Wranglers I think she got cock a doodle woo
The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.
After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.
Fruggis cock is a word for someone who has a smelly deformed mutant radioactive cock
I shoved my fruggis cock up my bum after I cut it off and I got radiation poisoning
The act of removing a Cock Block
Dude, she cockblocked me right of the bat, but then I showed her my Pokémon card collection and she started sucking my cock instantly!
Man, what a Cock Unlock
it is nice
dammmmm cock and balls torture are good