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The Thug Shaker of Cocks.
"You can do the Cock Shaker, huh? Shake that Thuggy Cock!"
1. homosexual
2. any male who wrestles with his penis (e.g. trying to urinate with an erection)
Rick: Don's a cock wrangler!
Mick: Are you sure?
Rick: Yeah, I was trying to piss with a boner this norning, & Don jumped in there to help me aim steady. . .
Mick: I did warn you not to take him as a flatmate.
Rick: You're right; I'm even thinking to make him start sleeping in his own bed
Someone who knows how to handle and ride a cock
Omg, Kristina is such a Cock Wrangler, all the boys love her.
For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.
hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie
When a snake bites your cock and you fuck someone.
Joe's girlfriend died after sex because of Joe and his venom-cock
A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.
Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.