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A male chastity belt that is used because someone can't keep there dick out of trouble
Noah needed a cock muzzle because he was such a whore
The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.
I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.
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Any individual that can easily "draw" a mental image of a giant dick within seconds flat.
I met an awesome cock sketcher last night. He told me that his dong looks like 2 plums with a turkey neck!!!!!
When you absolutely pound fuck the shit out of someone’s throat with your big juicy succulent cock as though they just swallowed a burger king burger in one bite.
Friend: hey have you heard of the word cock whopper?
You: ofc what do you think I did last night in the bedroom?
Friend: “Damn you seriously Cock whopped someone last night?!”
You: “yup, served with extra mayo too.”
Staring at a man’s genetalia for long period of time with awe
Wow. That man is packing. I can’t stop cock gawking.
When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.