when your girlfriend wont let you jerk off but you dont wanna fuck her cuz shes hairy
guy- stop being a cock panzy you filthy whore -girl- your mad cuz im hairy and ur not.
The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
The cock shot is when you ram someone in the face with only your dick at mach two speeds, the blast is so fucking powerful it's the closest thing to god himself, the cock shot is something not to mess with ladies.
Bro she got cock shotted so hard last night she ended up in the hospital.
The Coch shot is a form of CBT
Cock shot-The act of cutting another man’s penis off and hitting him in the face with it with a slingshot
a Ricky Rocket Cock is anyone who is an overly aggressive driver
They are often seen speeding\giving the one finger salute\leaning on there car horn
often ricky rocket cock suffers from dickdeficancysyndrome, or DDS and is frequently seen driving lifted pick ups with rabbit ears and cattle pushers or a poorly painted I-rocZ with T tops.
"Damn mom dont let this ricky rocket cock pass you, hes been blowing by everyone on the interstate."
superduty F350 sitting on chromed rims= Ricky rocket cock
"Bro i saw Ricky rocket cock fight a soccer mom in the intersection of 27th and O."
sweaty balls mostly happens when u don't wash or u just sweaty and black.
i have a sweaty cock.
You are undecided/ willing to settle for whatever. Everything sounds fine to you.
-Should we go to five guys, taco bell, or the new pizza place?
-Cock and/or balls man...