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twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!
The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.
Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"
Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.
*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."
My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
a charity to provide the female population with prime bicep peepin.
Omigosh! becky! they are doing curls4gurls on the quad, im gonna fucking faint!!!!
Me and my bro were strollin at the mall, you know straight creep mode; and we see this pack of fly bitchez so we hit a pose and donate some curls4gurls.
dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.
Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.
In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.
"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."
Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...
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one who derives sexual pleasure from soiled feminine hygiene products.
1) My buddy Eugene hides in the bathroom at Walmart and thumps it while ladies dook, what a rag sniffer...
2) I met a bad bitch who likes to do dutch muffins, ten to one shes a rag sniffer bro...
3.) Like honestly Mr. Rogers was a professional rag sniffer, smelling everyone's undies and calling each smell out like it was more than a hobby, a straight up profession... "You been eatin a lot of asparagus?"
*often charactarised by red eyes/ oral herpies.
* not to be confused with a corksniffer
a Ricky Rocket Cock is anyone who is an overly aggressive driver
They are often seen speeding\giving the one finger salute\leaning on there car horn
often ricky rocket cock suffers from dickdeficancysyndrome, or DDS and is frequently seen driving lifted pick ups with rabbit ears and cattle pushers or a poorly painted I-rocZ with T tops.
"Damn mom dont let this ricky rocket cock pass you, hes been blowing by everyone on the interstate."
superduty F350 sitting on chromed rims= Ricky rocket cock
"Bro i saw Ricky rocket cock fight a soccer mom in the intersection of 27th and O."