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A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
when your girlfriend wont let you jerk off but you dont wanna fuck her cuz shes hairy
guy- stop being a cock panzy you filthy whore -girl- your mad cuz im hairy and ur not.
The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
Damn Mr X Has A Big Ass 19 Inch Cock
Mr X Cock Size Is Huge
making sure your cock is down when you take a shit
I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol
a Ricky Rocket Cock is anyone who is an overly aggressive driver
They are often seen speeding\giving the one finger salute\leaning on there car horn
often ricky rocket cock suffers from dickdeficancysyndrome, or DDS and is frequently seen driving lifted pick ups with rabbit ears and cattle pushers or a poorly painted I-rocZ with T tops.
"Damn mom dont let this ricky rocket cock pass you, hes been blowing by everyone on the interstate."
superduty F350 sitting on chromed rims= Ricky rocket cock
"Bro i saw Ricky rocket cock fight a soccer mom in the intersection of 27th and O."
sweaty balls mostly happens when u don't wash or u just sweaty and black.
i have a sweaty cock.