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A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
When your face is wet after going down on a girl, and natures lubrication is flowing down your chin.
Her -“That was amazing. Oh my god”
Him- “Well I sure hope so. I nearly drowned in your love river!”
When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.
I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.
Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
What you get from getting with nasty women 🤢
Damn bro did you see who Cole got with? Nah but I’ve heard that bitch got a case of the river lip
When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.
I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.