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Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.
Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.
Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.
Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.
Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.
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A Christian who strives to live the way God intended us to(loving one of another and in happiness). Strives for peace and love. Strives to protect the world's natural environment.
a form of (neo hippie)
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A person with ectreme gingivitis, likes Yugi-Oh, and his mottto is "I dont even fucking care anymore"
Person 1: Hi Christian
Christian Saludo; "I dont even fucking care anymore"
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"Woah look it's Christian Pastelini"
"Him gay"
"Ye"
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Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.
God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick
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The time or period in between one masturbating or touching one's self.
I was playing it christian for one week and the let it go and boom it was like a flash flood supersoaker, that shit sprayed everywere.
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