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Someone who engages in homosexual male sex. Gaylord. Bum bandit.
That Dermot O'Leary is a right cross-country milk float driver.
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a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny
annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know
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It's a saying said when you wish to wish good luck for something.
Man: Babe I really hope it doesn't rain tonight.
Woman: Yeah, me too, my outfit will be ruined.
Man: Fingers Crossed Fingerbang Kate Moss
Woman: Fingerb-who? What?
Man: Chill it's jus a sayin, for the cool kids.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER
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A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:
- Rubbed-raw feeling
- Small amounts of blood
- Intense Discomfort of the dick
- Burning/Itching of the dick
Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?
Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!
McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!
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kim crossed her legs, held her crotch and wiggled around in order to hold her pee in. it didnt work
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When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.
He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.