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Edward, a kid, loving, guy. He can be clumsy sometimes but when he meets the right person he changes to a new funny, charming and cute person. Find an Edward for you
Girl# 1: Edward is cute.
Girl# 2: No, hes funny.
Girl#3: NO, He both.
All 3 Girl's: AHHH
A guy who spends more time with his parents 200 miles away than with his friends.
I bet Edward’s going home for thanksgiving.
Ed thatch the true "blckbeard" pirate that truly existed somewhere between 14th 15th centuary. A british origin maater pirate who concored west indie's rum and gold. he used to take 2men to bury his treasure but he always came back alone to his ship ("only I and the devil know the whereabouts of my gold. The one that lives longer shall take it all!."is one of his known sentences)this great pirate death was by a british navy ships (mano'wars and frigates) and finnaly sword injuries and 7 shots till he died! U can simply know this legend of how mush the idea blaclbeqrd spread in our civilisation(jids shows moovies games like assassin creed....)and finnaly he used to shoot his own crew in night to see the bullets impact of flesh while he was eating rum wuth gunpowder!
Piratecaptain: u deserve it! Ur own black flag
Piratewithnewship: i can now rob as mush gold as i want
Edward thatch:why flying a black flag while u can fly a blackbeard
PwithNS:ay ay
An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.
That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!
The burning sensation that you feel in your Vagina when you have not had your share of Edward Cullen for the day.
Very similar to a yeast infection, except to cure the Edward Burns you must immediately read twiporn or watch Twilight.
Edward Silcock is the funniest person you'll ever meet. His work in school is fantastic and he is brilliant in sport. Edward Silcock has 2 younger brothers called Joe and Dom. They have 2 guinea pigs, their names are Liberachi and rocket. Edward Silcock is one of the most amazing people you've ever met.
"Who's he?"
Edward Silcock
"Never heard of him"
Well that's sad isn't it?
"Why?"
Because he is the most funniest and kindest person you'll ever meet
This guy has a massive cock. I mean 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. This kid will fuck your mom, beat up your dad and kill your dog.