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When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.
Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.
"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."
"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"
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when you say something really fucked up, then blame it on somebody else
Edward: "hey Hitler was doing the right thing"
Edward: "Eric forced me to say it"
Eric: "wow, stop Edwarding me man"
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Edward is someone who will come into your life unexpected, & someone you can never regret in meeting. He has a great sense of humor, full of sarcasm, charming, smart, corny, but most of all hard-headed. Though that's what makes him who he is, & he makes a great boyfriend too.
Ed, Eddie , Eddie Bear, either way I love you ;) love tots
Get you an Edward
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The act of putting a stuffed animal in a drawstring bag to attract girls. This works well especially at camps. Gives even the weirdest people instant popularity.
andy: Whose that fag with that stuffed animal on his back?
random guy: Hes doing The Edward
Andy: wtf thats soo stupid..... why are all those girls going up to him.............how can something that stupid be so genius?
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When someone comes on your face and throws glitter all over it before you can wipe it off.
AKA: Rannefeld Glitter Bomb
(noun.) A guy who is extremely talented and sweet. He's really funny and he's an awesome friend. Don't mind his occasional weirdness or random outbursts of singing, he means well. Don't be surprised if you end up falling for his good looks either! You won't regret meeting an Edward.
"Some day i will meet an Edward."
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