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The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.
Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
Break-Ups On Marriages, Or Divorces, In General
You Are Officially Ex-Married.
EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.
Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"
Get out your phone and phone that ex on November 24!!
National phone your ex day (Nov 24)
$ex Energy is the epitome of music. He is the one who will outwork the outworkers and out-fuck the out-fuckers. Yet, he doesn’t fuck around. He’s the guy who shows up early and leaves late, except for those couple times when some shit happened. He makes his girl cum for pleasure. He cares about people and their relationships and promotes healthy relationships, and exciting sexual encounters in his music. He embraces his struggle and his triumphs, but doesn’t dwell on either. He’s the guy you want performing at your event, guaranteed to turn it up with dynamic dance moves, high/positive energy, and crowd participation that makes everyone have a better experience. He’s the type to have a website called sexemusic.com . He’s an all around stand up guy that’ll still fuck a bitch like the dirty slut she is 😁
You heard that new $ex Energy song? That shit is fire🔥🔥🔥. I played it like 20 times in a row 😂.