Fart Star

Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)

A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.

According to science it's theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your ass.

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wet-fart

A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.

Tom: "gross man, did you just shart?"
Jerry: "relax, it was just a wet-fart."
Tom: "oh. pass the funions."

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fart camo

the act of clearing your throat, moving your chair, coughing, or making some sort of noise to camouflage the fart you just let loose. This works 34% of the time.

*fart*
*cough*
Alex: "That was some weak fart camo."

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piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

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fart cushion

A fart cushion is a pillow used to muffle the sound of a fart, much in the same way that in movies pillows are sometimes used as makeshift gun silencers by assassins.

In a situation where the sound of a fart is deemed inappropriate or embarassing, one might grab the nearest available cushion, press it tightly against the buttocks and release the intestinal gasses. It should be noted that a fart pillow will generally not mask the smell of a fart, even though it will absorb some of it.

"When my supervisor left the room, I immediately grabbed a fart cushion and released the gasses I had been painfully suppressing during our conversation."

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pickle fart

the disgusting, but yet somewhat endearing, smell of flatulence after consuming 1 or more pickles in rapid succession.

"Oh come on, who pickle farted in here? It's everywhere."

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fart sick

When you have to fart continuously all day

John: Dude, Mike, this is your 1 millionth fart today, wtf is up with you????

Mike: Ya i went to the doctor, he said i have Fart Sick.

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