Random
Source Code

11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 14, 2023


boot feet

Where a bruh girl has feet like a man and cannot wear heels as their feet are to WHAM! However, their feet size matches that of Doc Martins flawlessy.

I really can't wear heels like for real, but somehow they fit great in boots I guessi was just born with boot feet.

by Ritokenden August 7, 2020


6 feet

What you say to someone who is violating your personal space out of aggression or stupidity. From the 80's street slang, you want them at least 6 feet away. Today, science reconfirms that mandate.

You and some friends are smokin a doob and some wannabe sidles up, all smiley and shit.
You: Hey, 6 feet fuckhead!

by White Afro August 31, 2020


Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid

"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"

by Flash4dash May 9, 2018


screw on feet

The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.

Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"

by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017


Vanilla feet

Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.

Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.

Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.

by pigsblood January 25, 2015


Goddess Tavia feet

Perfect feet that make all men weak in their pants

Goddess tavia feet is the greatest gift to mankind and makes me finish to quickly by just looking

by Tinygrinder December 29, 2025