Woosers kicking a ball around then kissing eachother
You should not need to use the word football ever again now you know the definition.
This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.
What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?
A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.
"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin
Football is when you think you have appendicitis but you actually have testicular cancer so you shove you foot up your balls.