fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

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Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

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Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

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fruit cup

A CONDOM. This word is created with the Chinese word for penis which is "papaya", and the American meaning of the word which is a kind of fruit. Since you put papayas in fruit cups, it would be like putting your penis or "papaya" in somthing. The penis is the fruit and the condom is the cup. And that's how "fruit cup" was born.

Use a fruit cup to prevent STD's.

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Russian Fruit Basket

A mans camel toe. When a guys pants are riding a bit tight in the frontal region, causing the scrotum and testes to appear as a cluster of assorted over ripened fruits.

Dude! you're sportin a Russian Fruit Basket!
Gross, look at that RFB (Russian Fruit Basket)

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low hanging fruit

A term used to describe an easy sexual conquest, requiring little effort or commitment.

Joanna had a long list of suitors, most of them low hanging fruits.

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my old fruit

reference to any person that you are talking about, used in place of their actual name. usefull for if you forget their name, as a friendly gesture, or in some situations to annoy the person

copy me those drawings and send them to the client please my old fruit

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