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The DB (Drunk Bitch) hunter is a superhero whos real identity is thought to be that of a furniture salesman from Towson Maryland. He became the DB hunter on one snowy night in December at Lynchburg College in 2002(Supposedly in Tate 317 but those are unconfirmed reports). His purpose is very simple. He must hunt down all drunk freshman, and penetrate them. Whether they are sitting in their dorm rooms listening to Eminem, or hiding in the bushes waiting for a pizza, no vagina is ever dry around him. Some may call him a martyr, but I see him as an artist who instead of using a canvas to paint his masterpiece, he uses the vagina of a drunken 18 year old. His true identity is known by few, but feared and respected by many.
"Last night the DB Hunter struck his first victim, a drunk naive slut simply known as cokelove"
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an organization whos goal is to kick and take all mongoloids captive. the hunters will take any mongoloid and fuck it up and force it to work in slave labor. all hunters must be weary of the mongoloid protector who will try and ruin your progress of spreading the mongy hating beliefs. the mongoloid hunters were started by a man named tim with a few of his friends.
calling all mongoloid hunters: Max, brent, j bra! look a mongoloid! lets kick that shit in the face!
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A woman who enjoys the taste of vagina and scissoring to similar male company.
That bitch is a total cunt hunter, she always scissors with trucker women.
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A south African sex move, originated from latin greeks in about 6 A.D.
When you call up between 5-10 friends and they all bring sledge hammers to your house. you hide them under your bed and invite a girl over for sex. Once shes over and is naked and ready, you tell her "hold on i'll be right back"
once you leave, thats the queue for your friends to come out from under the bed and bash her like a mexican pinata at a festival. They beat her as brutal as possible, without killing her, and making sure she is still concious. Your friends all hide back under the bed and you come back in after about 2-3 minutes of her brutal suffering.
Once you enter the room you say
"ready"? with a big smile on your face, ignoring the fact her breasts are half beaten off, and half on her knees, and her vagina is what appears to be now a closed off cave of monstrosity.
This is all just for a quick laugh with your friends. Im sure the girl wont mind very much.
Avery: hey guys, wanna come over with some sledge hammers and do a hammer hunter with me?
Group of guys: Oh hell yea. havent done one of those in a while. i could use a good laugh.
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Head Hunter is a "non-homosexual" that loves head. They will seek head from any gender.. remember "Non-Homo"
male sais: Did You know Crystal Is a HEAD HUNTER!?!!?
gay female sais: "Fo, real!?!?!..I been wantin some of that booty from her for a while. I always thought she was %100 abot the penis..I'mma lick on that!"
male sais: Hell YEH! Shyt, when you done... Im gonna get it in too.
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Croc Hunter: An australian stereotype that goes by the name Steve Irwin. His hilarious antics infront of dangerous animals is enjoying to watch in case he is seriously injured. he likes to self promote himself alot and is making millions from Americans with tv shows and films which he calls documentries.
-woah, have a look at this little beauty! these guys are incredibly venomous and can spit their venom over a 3 metre distance. their brightly coloured body tells predators not to touch him, it shouts danger danger. Lets get closer to see if i can provoke him.
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