Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

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Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

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Jesus Chrysler!

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.

Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

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Jesus peice

A necklace which depects Jesus and usually worn by rappers.

I thought my Jesus peice was so harmless. ~Kanye West~

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jesus shoes

Nickname for handmade rope-sandals closely resembling what many arts of work portray Jesus' footwear to look like.

Just got my Jesus Shoes from the nudists. Picked up a jar of their homemade peanut-butter, too!

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jesus lines

The V on a mans lower torso leading from above his hips to his crotch. Said to come from the many illustrations of Jesus on the cross, with his lines prominant and somewhat enticing.

"Damn, did you see the Jesus lines on him? They lead right to the prize."

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jesus chin

A dumb ass shrub with a chin so ugly Jesus would hate it. This dudes chin looks worse than fricken kazoo kid on crack.

Look at dat fool, he gots a Jesus chin. DUMB JEW

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