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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 12, 2016


Johnny-Not-So-Smart

a good-natured but mentally challenged person

Go help that Johnny-not-so-smart get on his bike.

by Jackasslaw February 6, 2010


Johnny Rah Rah

Someone who is overly enthusiastic about an organization, cause or event.

Well yeah, man, I mean I want the team to win, but I'm no Johnny Rah Rah. I'm not a fanatic.

by memphotank January 4, 2011


johnny boys

shit arse white ppl

ay yo jonhhy boys, u cnt do shit!

by spider June 17, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


johnny pencil pusher

someone who pushes pencils, in an offensive or slightly irritating fashion. Someone who has nothing to do with their time but pushpencils, in the same niche as a baumer.

"conor your such a johnny pencil pusher!!"
"ben jokes milloy what have you been doing today besides pushing pencils?"

by Neil Hall November 16, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate

I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional

by Jobertello November 13, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.

johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.

by liberalwizardtyler July 1, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž