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An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
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a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(
Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?
Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks
3 hrs later...
allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)
Jake - yeah me too...
Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!
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When one busts on themself and there female companion scoots there vagina back and fourth over the cum creating a Slip N’ Slide on the males chest.
Last night I gave a girl a ride on the Kentucky Slip N’ Slide.
A combination KFC, Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all sharing the same building and drive thru.
I want pizza, I want a taco, I want a bucket of Chicken. We better find the closest Kentucky Fried Taco Hut.
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when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much
Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?
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When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.
"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"
"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."
The Kentucky Plug (sex position)
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A term derived in Southern Ontario, referring to the act of doggy style intercourse where the palms of the receiving individual firmly grasp a barrel constructed of wood, plastic or metal.
Keeping in mind that Kentuckers are known to have a greater level of promiscuity than the rest of North America, where their second base is comparable to our home plate.
Me and my adventurous girlfriend decided to experience a Kentucky Second Base.
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