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When a girl lights a mans pubic hair on fire and then sucks on his asshole.
Dude That girl i was with last night gave me a Mexican Cigar.
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The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.
My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.
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A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"
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Drink made with Patron Cafe and Monster Mocha. Adding a shot of patron silver makes it a Dirty Sanchez.
Bartender make me a Mexican Mudslide, or better yet make it a Dirty Sanchez.
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when u dig up yur butt and then stretch someone mouth with butty finger
my street ho was running her spicket so i had to givevdat bitch a mexican fishhook
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Chalky old school mexican meth that is recrystalized to glass and old school taste is still noticed
I bet you haven't had any mexican rerock in a long time ,Cruz over and try it
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Mexican 69 (verb)
When you take a girl out for a date at a Mexican restaurant and stuff her full of $2 burritos, then when you’re at her place 69’ing later that night, you surface from her nether regions with a brand new dark brown mustache!
Hey have you met the new girl in school Maria Lopez? I hear if you buy her some Del Taco she’ll Mexican 69 you, guaranteed.
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