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"i miss you balik kana" translates directly to "i miss you come back" and is mostly used online
tangina ayoko na i miss you balik kana
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A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
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This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely
Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it
When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.
My rock band, an awesome rock band. No gigs yet. Stay tuned.
We All Miss Gracie can't find a gig but consists of Ben on guitar, ben on guitar, Dan on bass, and Jake on drums
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The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?
Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs
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