Bone Soup

When you give a Russian man/woman a frozen soup with animal bones in it.

Person A: Did you give him the bone soup?
Person B: Yes, of course! Russians love the bones!

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Gash Soup

When a guy brings a girl to orgasm through oral and she proves to be a moist mother, gushing a creamy gash soup all over his face and in his mouth.
Also available - condensed chicken.

Rob: I was giving her cuntwrap supreme and all of a sudden she started spewing gash soup on my face.

Shane: Man we should have been there to seagull the bitch.

Steve: Damn, she could have been my next cunty brown dock victim.

Nigel: Did you see Rocky last night? It got me so pumped that I just had to start doing shorthand followed by some hot carl.

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hair soup.

The performance of oral sex, specifically on a female, while she's going through an "all natural" phase.

"My girlfriend has been listing to a lot of 70's music, so I guess you can say I've been eating a lot of hair soup."

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Soup dipping

The act of sticking your finger in your partner's ass and then put it in your mouth.

I banged this chick doggie style, and while she was moaning like a beast, I stuck a finger in her ass and did a soup dipping on her.

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poop soup

noun: a hopeless or desparate situation, similar to s**t's creek.
May also be used as an adjective.

The tornado left the entire town in poop soup. (noun)
Now we're as poop soup pour as a third world country.(adj)

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soup boy

This is what the Cops nicknamed Kurt Cobains body when they found him in his greenhouse after Kurt/courtney love blew his head off with a shotgun.

-Duke Nukem grade gore without all the pixels.
-Whenever anybody falls head off a building.
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Soup Boy looks like campbells chunky
Add water and repeat Yummmmmm

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man soup

the disgusting odor built up in a vehicle by dudes on a road trip

hose out the van, we need to get rid of this man soup

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