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When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.
Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”
When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.
1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.
2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.
Puppy drugs is the first ever sort of weed to get you higher than god.
It's a rival to the weed of Brady's. PuppyDrugs, that shit makes you higher than god.
Person 1: OI FAM I JUST USED PUPPY DRUGS
Person 2: HAHA LOSER I GOT BRADY'S W33333D
Person 1: O SHI
Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.
“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”
“girl, stop being a slut puppy”
*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*
^slut puppy moment
A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
your dog when they jump on your cheast
my dog is a major chest puppie