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When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off
Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
When you masterbate so much that nutting no longer feels good.
I’ve been watching so much porn lately that I’m getting empty nuts.
When the male partner cums on a croissant and the other partner eats it
"Dude Ashley's a freak, she asked me to give her a French Nut."
Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭
A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.
Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
yo i know a girl named wendy.
wendy? do you mean wendeez nuts?
ha. gottem.