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Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.
Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary
When your dead ghost brother punches you in the mouth because you’re popping pills even though you said you’re gonna be sober
Dude, you just Patrick Swayzeed me.
When you are shoving your face with food, specifically cookie cake...
Did you see Jason over there eating his wings? He is really Colby Patrick-ing them, like a pig!
The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
the bestest of friends anyone could ever have
Wears his heart on his sleeve, he is the kindest, smartest and most empathetic person. He continuously makes me feel like the prettiest girl to walk the earth and will always put my comfort above all. You have never made me feel unsure or unwanted and you continue to make me feel cared for in every way. Patrick is something that no one else has been…….
“Patrick🤍” is an amazing person
Guy 1: Hey look at that couple
Guy 2: Thats Patrick and Josie
Guy 1: They're the best and cutest ever.