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Fuck dude your such butt pirate.
When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
A shot/cocktail which consists of three parts Jägermeister, and one part Malibu Coconut Rum.
"Oi ya pirates, it's Kevin bloody Rudd. that's cheers cunt. no worries."
"Someone get him The German Pirate, he thinks he's Kevin Rudd!"
When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina
My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
A short goblin from math class
Oh, you’re such a pirate lord
Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.
The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'
Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"
"No, he is a mountain pirate"