Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
where the stuiped jews gone to
man 1: wanna go to the jorden river
girl: sure
Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.
A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.
Rather than a wet willy, a river willy is defined by the act of ejecting saliva into one's ear giving them an unpleasant experience.
Damn Thommy, that was one good river willy you gave to Ralphy.
When many men cum in your ass and you squeeze it back out creating a Rump River
after the boys came in my ass I showed them the Rump River they created in me
Also known as YRA, it is a school for kids with mental disabilities. Kids suffer chronic depression once they step foot into the building, and immediately want to commit die. Also, students get drug checked and suspended every two seconds.
The only good thing is probably easy grades till junior year, then you're fucked.
Types of students who attend include Furries, Computer nerds, D&D Players, and r e d a c t e d.
There is the legend that once every 5 years there's actually a cool group of kids who attend the school, but tis only a legend.
Or it is?
Attend at your own risk.
York River Academy makes me sad.
York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.