Sleeping Bag

When a man, after a rigorous regimen of scrotum stretching, takes his elongated scrotum and rolls it up and places it into the anus of a woman during coitus. Akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.

After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.

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Sleeping Beauty

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.

I gave that girl a sleeping beauty last night.

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sleeping bag

The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.

Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…

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sleep with the fishes

term used when someone has been killed or will be killed. this with reference to fishing, where you put your catches in the icebox, where some fish are already dead and others are just waiting to die.

shut up or you'll soon sleep with the fishes

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e-sleep

when one stays up too late with an e-boy (typically on discord) and proceeds to fall asleep on call. e-sleeping can also refer to e-napping, which is similar; however, e-napping occurs midday (usually with an e-boy you are obsessed with on a crazy level). e-sleeping further strengthens a bond within an e-relationship (a relationship online). e-sleeping occurs within an e-relationship that includes 2 parties that are more than 70 miles away from each other.

edward: "why does shaniqua look so tired today?"
bob: "she's been e-sleeping with her e-boyfriend, i think they have a 3 hour time difference or something."

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Sleep With The Fishes

To be killed a put in a river

He's sleeping with the fishes tonight
Your going to sleep with the fishes if your not lucky

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Sleep-Deprivation

A lack of sleep that may cause you to act or talk wack

A conversation with my friends about anime on discord leading to a discussion about sleep-deprivation:

(I had to do it in the tags cause it was too long lmao)

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