middle school basic bitch

poor cats

lokai bracelets

discovery of padded bras

bath and body works

converse

adidas

nike air forces

vineyard vines sweatshirts

lululemon

has an odd fascination with slime

bbw instagram accounts

slime instagram accounts

1000 followers on instagram

on every photo, even if it doesnt show their face, the comments are the following:
- "sc 😍"
- "cutie!"
- "slayy"
- "bff 😍😍"
- "so cute 💕💕"
- "tag?"
- "soo prettyyy 😍😍😍💕💕💕"
etc.

dates a new guy every month

daddys girl

teachers pet

in every picture they put a hand in front of their face

in every picture they do this weird pouty face smile to make their lips look bigger

master at arching their back

mirror pics with flash on snapchat

dog filter

mistaken snapchat with musical.ly and post a video of themself lip syncing on their story with the flower crown filter

suck in while taking beach pics

fruit bowls

vsco

vanilla bean frappes at starbucks

lets not forget pumpkin spice

nearly every white middle school has a middle school basic bitch

in love

someone you want to share 23 huskies with

im so in love with him

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phlat

something you use to describe a person with a flat ass, an ass so flat that you might as well just call it your lower back that you shit out of. if this person sits on your lap, may god have mercy on your legs.

"jesus christ she's phlat"

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titty bop

the action of elbowing a female in the boobs, aka the worst feeling to exist. one who gets titty bopped is probably feeling heart wrenching anger and is also probably clutching onto her boobs in pain.

jeff: "yo why is ashley grabbing her boobs like that? fucking slut."

bob: "nah bro she just got titty bopped by marissa."

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e-sleep

when one stays up too late with an e-boy (typically on discord) and proceeds to fall asleep on call. e-sleeping can also refer to e-napping, which is similar; however, e-napping occurs midday (usually with an e-boy you are obsessed with on a crazy level). e-sleeping further strengthens a bond within an e-relationship (a relationship online). e-sleeping occurs within an e-relationship that includes 2 parties that are more than 70 miles away from each other.

edward: "why does shaniqua look so tired today?"
bob: "she's been e-sleeping with her e-boyfriend, i think they have a 3 hour time difference or something."

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second eye

the stage where a person is slowly transitioning into your typical "hippie." usually this occurs after they do a psychedelic drug such as lsd or listen to tame impala for the first time. they thrift shop. most wear birkenstocks or "jesus sandals." makeup isnt really their thing most days. some still have a basic trendy side that they will soon grow out of. whenever they wear makeup they start to hate how it feels on their face. most second eyers are in the process of getting over their insecurities and finding inner peace. music speaks on another level to them. really down to earth and chill, but sometimes they have their moments where negativity gets the best of them and it takes a while to get back into their initial state again. suckers for the 70s.

oh she's chill, she's a second eyer

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