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Sexy Retarded
1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win
2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail
"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"
"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"
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When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.
People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.
Everything they touch turns to shit.
Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.
Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.
You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.
Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"
Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"
Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."
Person 2: "Nope."
Person 1: "What why?"
Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."
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Hashtag retard (noun)
1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.
2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.
(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?
(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".
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A phrase said to a close friend when you both are stuck at a job or event together and it's boring as shit
Jon and Jimmy are two benchwarmers who have to attend an extra early morning practice on the weekend.
Jimmy leans closely to Jon during drills and says, "This is fucking Retarded!"
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The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
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A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
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The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.
"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"
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