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Fanum's Tax

"Fanum tax" is a term derived metaphorically from an incident involving a Twitch streamer named Fanum, who gained notoriety after reportedly taking another streamer's food without permission during a live stream. This term symbolizes the act of taking or consuming resources, particularly food or essentials, often in a compulsive or excessive manner. It underscores the complexities of human behavior, including instinctual drives, psychological motivations, and socio-cultural influences, that may lead individuals to engage in resource acquisition behaviors resembling the "fanum tax" phenomenon.

Fanum Just Taxxed Kai Cenat's food!
We better avoid Fanum's Tax!

by tf is a pseudonym?? May 13, 2024


Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.

'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

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Taxi Tax

The fee or favor you charge your friends when you DD (designated driver). Usually in the form of taking said friends beer and/or snacks as “tax” for being his DD.

Friend 1: “Hey! Why are you eating my chips?”
Friend 2: “Taxi tax.”

by KrustyWeiner420 August 22, 2021


Tax Fraud Ladz

A group of Shrek followers who have been around since the dawn of time. They are all very Green Screen.
Members:
Mark7899
Akippu
gummybearcheese1
Tribesman
Boxman Grandma Steve Harvey

No Deal Brexit

That vidton was quite clearly Mekonged by a memeber of the Tax Fraud Ladz.

by gummybearcheese1 February 27, 2021


Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.

Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.

by Ragaja October 12, 2018


Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.

"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."

by Nyx13 March 22, 2024


The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 21, 2023