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A really bad situation that looks to only get worse
"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"
1) A merging of the words antagonist and agnostic
2) Someone that does not believe in religion but has read various religious works so they can better irritate and argue with door-knockers about why they are deluded
Had the Mormans knock on my door today. Spent an hour arguing with them because I'm an Antagignostic.
1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral
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When you cup your hand over your asshole to catch your fart so you can release it under your victims nose to ensure their full enjoyment.
Can also be thrown or blown at a person.
my husband was driving along and I saw him grab a cuppy cake. I was dodging and trying to get away but the grubby bastard blew it at me!!!
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Look at the size of her one slice toaster
The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
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