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A pussy ass bitch known for lying and talking shit. Also notorious for not know how vaginas work.
Brad: If a girls pussy is looser than normal, does that mean she’s cheating?
Chad: ugh bro, you sound like such an alex....
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A nigger that is especially filthy. Usually said in the following phrase: "Alex is a filthy fucking nigger!"
Alex is a really filthy nigger today for some reason.
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Alex is a terribly basic dude on the outside. He seems sweet but when he doesn't get his way he will throw you under the bus as hard as his tiny scrawny arms can through you. He is also crusty.
Girl don't get with him that boy is such an alex. That boy will never get booty.
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Noun.
Absolute trash. The worst the guy you will ever meet. The male equivalent of a thot (if he could ever get laid). Nearly the definition of F*ckboy but is a homosexual. Not only does he try to get in every girls pants, he loves leading on gay guys. Alex's are usually handsy, short tempered, aggressive, and Jewish.
That dude led me on for two months cuz he thought it was funny, what an Alex!
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The hottest old man of them all. Also is a sexy mother fucker and has a really sexy deep crusty voice that is sexy also he is the lead singer of the arctic monkeys.
Fangirl:Omg I love Alex turner he's so hot
Bitch:here we go again bois
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A true daddy... will cause pantie drop, dizziness, hyperventilation and may more. Be aware around this dangerously hot..."human"?
ex; I will "Alex turnYOu" on...
That guy is so hot, he is such an Alex turner.
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the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free
my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy
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