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When someone is born into poverty and becomes wealthy, they may say they got their money "straight out the dirt". Going from rags to riches without handouts.
Popularized by E-40's song "Straight out the dirt". The lyrics state "I went from nothing to something, I had to make this shit work. Came up from nothing, I got it straight out the dirt".
*E-40 pulls up in a ferrari*
Hater: "Ha, your dad buy you that?"
E-40: "Nah, I got it straight out the dirt"
After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
When a wisconsinite puts cheese curds in a condom and freezes it. After it’s frozen it’s used as anal beads.
Did you hear, Tommy gave Chad the Wisco dirt star last night.
A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer
B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!
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The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.
Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!
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Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.
Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.
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A guy who likes to give a lot of anal action only a regular basis.
Joe gets a lotta ass, he's a dirt box crusader.
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