Free Water is what you get when you go to the Frozen Lemonade stand by the Grizzly Run rollercoaster in Great America! Just buy some frozen lemonade and ask for some free water. Oh, and don't forget to pick up the extra dollar bills that other people dropped under the lemonade cart.
q4istina: FREE WATER!!!
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Piss, urine, pee-pee, tinkle, etc.,
"Man Lou, you sure do smell like Cock water!" exclaimed Seamus. "Yeah, I was out pillaging with the boys and we all pissed on each other... It's a part of our pirate-esque ritual." replied Gay Lou the Pirate.
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Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: itβs wet dipshit
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloadsΒ
. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)Β
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Someone you consider blood or family, but that somebody can't be related to you.
If you ask me, blood is no thicker than red water.
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a euphemism for cocaine in the presence of non users. Derived from frequent sightings of people at 4 hour lunches at public restaurants, during which they consume nothing but lemon-water and cigarettes, followed by sporadic trips to the B-room and more lemon-water.
"wanna meet up later? im in the mood for a lemonwater and a parliament"
Im not hungry ill just have a lemon-water thanks.
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the act of lying in a bath with a perspex sheet covering the top, while assailants defecate onto the transparent surface rubbing the foeces around with bare buttocks.
dude, fancy hitting your grandma's house for a water boatman this saturday?
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