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a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!
When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.
When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
The result of eating tide pods.
Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.
This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”