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Relatively small, brown clump of doody material.
See also: Ashley
The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.
I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?
When the turds splurge everywhere.
shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.
I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((
"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"
"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"
The aftermath of emotionally displeasing a male Herbert. A Herb Turd is an irrational response to a seemingly ordinary situation. The Herb Turd can be identified by unfriendly behaviour, faceblocking and the establishment of ancedotal chinese whispers.
Person 1: I tried to contact Herbert via Facebook the other day but he was gone from my friends list
Person 2: Man, you totes got faceblocked. Thats a Herb Turd right there, and believe me, that shit sticks.
When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.
A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.
these children are a turd herd.
So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down