wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3

“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”

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wet carrot

a carrot used for masturbation purposes and becomes wet as a result

Mary was really horny and used a carrot to pleasure herself. Then offered me the use of her wet carrot, but I was afraid she had an STD.

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wet tissue

worse than a wet blanket...no substance

dat girl be worse den a wet blanket, she be a wet tissue. damn no substance

14👍 7👎

Wet dream

When you wake up with a boner

Bruh, I had a dream that I had sex with a hottie and I got a wet dream

Eww what the hell dude?

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wet as fuck

a girl that gets horny and wet because of a guy/girl
fuck yea!

i'm wet as fuck and it feels soooo goood

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Wet Amos

A Wet Amos is when one wets a finger, generally the pinky, in saliva and then unsuspectingly inserts it into the anal region of a warm blooded creature. All stink, no pink and the signature one digit differentiate this maneuver from the Shocker;

Wet Willy's southside cousin.

1.) "A Wet Amos is a horrible way to wake up."
2.) "I gave a Fluffy a Wet Amos and then rubbed my finger on your pillow."

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wet-stiffys

sex without a condom
really hot sex
slime
blow job

boy 1: man I fucked this girl Saturday and she gave me some wet-stiffys.
Boy 2: Lucky bastard
boy 1: yeah I'm that pimpin
boy 2: ahhhhhhhhhhh
boy 1: skeetttt

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