Independant Woman

Certain sub species of the 'fairer' sex that thinks she can 'take care of herself' and 'don't need no man to pay her bills'. Often delusional and may require a firm hand to see the light.

Im an Independant Woman. I don't need no help from no scrub. How do I wire this plug??
Im an Independant Woman. Aint no man gonna run my life. How do I set this video recorder??

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Poopie woman

A type Poopie human.

Often very unattractive.

Oh, gosh Poopie woman smells like Legos.
Ew the new kid is Poopie woman

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Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

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woman's candidate

A male who is cute, sexy, fine or otherwise considered attractive, but not a guy you would snatch up like a kidnapper.

This could be because you aren't sure he's the one you want yet, or because you do not chase men.

Kayla: Damn he's hot

Carla: Go getcha man girl

Kayla: Well I don't chase men cuz they chase me lol

Carla: Aw so he just a woman's candidate

Kayla: Yea exactly

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doub woman

a lady that looks like a man or a man that looks like a lady. generally from the north east of England

dear me look at that doub woman

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Woman Boss

An independent woman who lives the life she wants. Is achieving great things. Intelligent. Strong. Tenacious. Kicks lifes ass.

Duuuude.. Jill is such a woman boss!

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Woman nipple

CENSORED

Do you find it weird that a woman nipple can’t be shown in public but I fat guy nipple can?

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